FEELS
"You know what I love about Halloween? it’s the one night that chicks use to unleash their inner ho bag."
- Barney Stinson (via electricbamboo)

- I’m not going out there. I’m leaving and I’m never coming back. I’m going to go find that money under the rock by the tree. Go live with the guys on the beach in Zihuatenejo.
- Dude, those guys are criminals
- Only Red, Andy was falsely accused.
Marshall Eriksen & Ted Mosby











